wartortles: sometimes u just need ur genitals massaged by someones mouth u know
If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner. (via weaverofstars)
inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
Facebook is Tumblr’s toilet… Tumblr is Reddit’s toilet… Reddit is 4Chan’s...– Anonymous Dude (via humor-facts-and-food)
I don’t like em. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against people who do it. I’m all for tattoo’s and piercings and I don’t think people should be judged solely on their looks. But with that being said, I still don’t like them. It’s an aesthetic thing. Just the appearance of them is something I don’t fancy. Especially when people take them out and...
Listening to Dance Gavin Dance with Skullcandy’s on is better than sex. Well, maybe tied. Legit.
It's all for L.O.V.E: copied from 4chan: >in like... →
vittichan: copied from 4chan: >in like 6th or 7th grade >have close friends with this girl, we talk all the time on the phone and start to talk about sexual stuff >she asks about my paynuhs >I describe her what a dick is like, and she’s mesmerized that I’m able to ‘flex’ it when I’m hard >tells…
I am pretty convinced that if the internet has a...